'WHY GOVERN WHEN YOU CAN POSTURE ?' A HARRIS
Showing posts with label Ryan Budget. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ryan Budget. Show all posts

Friday, April 29, 2011

HARRIS TO SEEK A REST CURE, NOT RETURN TO CONGRESS



(Dissociated Press) At one final, unannounced "town hall" event yesterday, Congressman Andy Harris burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter and was escorted away from the forum. Today, Harris is said to be "in seclusion."


"He's gonna need a rest cure, for sure, for sure" said a worried staffer, adding, "For sure."


The medical prob came to light when the Congressman was made to listen to complaints about his vote to end Medicare.


One speaker after another asked Harris to explain his vote. The Congressman stood in silence at first and then began to chuckle, and soon was laughing uncontrollably.


Here is a blow-by-blow:


Constituent #1: "The Ryan Budget that you voted for will no longer insure seniors' health needs directly as with Medicare. Instead seniors will get a voucher they can only use to buy private insurance. But the vouchers are designed so their value will not rise with the cost of medicine, prescription drugs and doctor visits. Why did you vote for that?"


Harris: Begins to grin, says nothing.


Constituent #2: "With the vouchers, seniors will have to spend more out of pocket, or else go without health care. How will seniors on fixed incomes manage under your system - go without food? Stop paying rent? Or just not see the doctor?" 


Harris: Grins broadly, but says nothing.


Constituent #3: "The Congressional Budget Office says private insurance companies are not as efficient as Medicare at curbing costs. (See Source 2, below) That means the Ryan plan will increase the cost of health care. Why did you vote for that?"


Harris: Laughs loudly, says nothing, and finally sits down, laughing without restraint.


Constituent #4: "The Ryan plan sends money to the states as block grants. So under Ryan, instead of having one uniform medical plan for seniors across the nation, there will be fifty different financing mechanisms. Why do you think that is preferable and cheaper than the Medicare we now have?" 


Harris: Begins to bray.


An aide shields Harris from the concerned and inquiring looks of his constituents. Meantime, Harris can still be heard laughing hysterically. At one point he falls to the floor and is helped to a sitting position by staffers.


An aide finally walks to the microphone while Harris can be heard guffawing backstage. 


The staffer announces that the event has ended and a voucher-doc has been called.


A staffer, speaking softly into a cell phone, inquires if the voucher-doc's insurance covers treatment for Kuru. (See Source, below.) 


The voucher-doc is heard to say, "That's not listed in the block grant." 


"Maybe your guy is just giggly." 


"If he's fee-for service, send him over. If not, we'll all have a good laugh."


(Source: Kuru "known among the Fore as the laughing sickness


due to the pathologic bursts of laughter people would display 


when afflicted . . . " Wikipedia)


(Source 2 - BOLD added: "The Congressional Budget Office, the nonpartisan arm of Congress,analyzed Ryan’s plan and estimated that by 2030, the government would pay just 32 percent of the health care costs, less than half of what the federal plan currently pays. The other 68 percent of the plan would have to be shouldered by the retiree. [The CBO estimated that if traditional Medicare stayed in place, the government would pay 70 to 75 percent of the costs.]


The CBO analysis also assumed that adding private insurance plans into the mix would raise administrative costs and would not keep medical inflation as low as traditional Medicare has done. 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/gop-lawmakers-tout-medicare-reform-by-stretching-a-comparison-to-the-health-benefits-they-receive/2011/04/28/AFrRkM9E_blog.html 
































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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

HARRIS TO OPEN DANCE STUDIO IN DC or BOSTON


ANDY HARRIS HAS ANNOUNCED 
HE WILL OPEN A DANCE STUDIO IN 
DC OR BOSTON
MAYBE




(Dissociated Press) Speaking to a throng of supporter at the  Let's Dance, Hon studio in Ocean City, Andy Harris announced he is looking for a federal grant to fund a brand new dance studio he plans to open in Washington DC.


"We will focus on the two-step and also the waltz," Harris declared.


"I have learned so much in my first few weeks in Washington and I want to share what I know. And of course pocket some cash, too. Why not?"


' . . . two-step your way . . .'


"I found out you can two-step your way around here."


"Take the Ryan budget bill, which we passed in the House. That bill never had the slightest chance of passing the Senate, so I can two-step my own vote!  The tea party types appreciate that vote as a hostile gesture that trips up poor people." 


"Meanwhile, I can tell the reasonable people in the First District that my vote for Ryan was a throw-away vote 'cause the Senate would never buy it. Sweet!" 


' . . . waltz around Obamacare . . .'




"You can waltz around the facts," Harris added.


"Remember when the GOP was all hot to dump Obamacare? Well, them days is gone!"


"What did our leader, Speaker John Boehner say on ABC News last Sunday?"


"The Ryan budget 'transforms Medicare into a plan that's very similar to the President's own healthcare bill.' That is right from Boehner." (See Source, below.)


"What Boehner meant is that in the Ryan budget, we replace Medicare with private insurance."


"Seniors don't get health care coverage under the Ryan budget. Instead, seniors get to buy a private insurance plan that is partly subsidized by state block grants  - which we Republicans also used to hate but no more."


"When the state block grants run out, seniors will have to pay for their medical procedures and their prescriptions out of their retirement income."


"The plan the GOP sets up with the Ryan budget is way more expensive than Obama's plan - according to the Congressional Budget Office."


"And that's the waltz we do with Obama. The Affordable Care Act - Obamacare - applies exchanges, with no block grant mess, to the uninsured, so they get covered." Harris explained.


"The GOP does not believe in covering the uninsured, so the Ryan budget plan does not cover them."


"That's our two-step with Ryan. Do exchanges for the elderly, so they get less coverage and don't do exchanges for the uninsured so they get no coverage - at all."


"Thank goodness I and the rest of the GOPers in Congress get limousine medical coverage for ourselves." 


"We would never vote to give ourselves the insurance crap we give the public. Never."


"Since I do the dance, I may as well do a dance studio. I have learned to waltz and two-step health care, so I expect to qualify for a federal health care grant for my business model."


"If not in DC, I will go for a grant under the Romney plan in Massachusetts."


"Sweet!" 


   
Source: 

How the GOP stopped worrying and learned to love ObamaCare

Source: Washington Post, April 27 2011

Ezra Klein's wonkbook
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/




















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