"If Obama got Osama," Harris declared, "Where is the death certificate?"
"Until I place my fingers on the long form and my hands on that funky scarf he wears, I will not believe," Harris shouted.
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Sunday, May 1, 2011
HARRIS: IF OBAMA GOT OSAMA, WHERE IS THE DEATH CERTIFICATE?
(DISSOCIATED PRESS) Representative Andy Harris scurried over to the White House this evening and held an impromptu news conference, in the midst of President Obama's announcement, that the US military and counter-terrorism operatives had killed Osama Bin Laden.
"If Obama got Osama," Harris declared, "Where is the death certificate?"
"Until I place my fingers on the long form and my hands on that funky scarf he wears, I will not believe," Harris shouted.
"If Obama got Osama," Harris declared, "Where is the death certificate?"
"Until I place my fingers on the long form and my hands on that funky scarf he wears, I will not believe," Harris shouted.
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